Friday, May 24, 2013

johning:

lamp-guitar:

I finally figured out the password for my old dA account that had all the pictures in storage and found a shit ton of old drawings. Really bad ones.

So I kinda sorta redrew one quickly and I don’t feel as bad as I usually do about my art. I feel a little better.

Dude these are gorgeous even the old one ^_^

oh man, thanks :>

Wednesday, May 22, 2013
sluttyplzza:

bleedingshadows94:

krikanalo:

sluttyplzza:

sluttyplzza:

we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news

STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS

that is like the best post they could have gotten

I don’t see Homestuck…

shhh look closer

sluttyplzza:

bleedingshadows94:

krikanalo:

sluttyplzza:

sluttyplzza:

we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news

STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS

that is like the best post they could have gotten

I don’t see Homestuck…

shhh look closer

anikadaniels:

Behind the Scenes at Bolt City Productions (by BoltCityProductions)

I WANT that tablet… I can’t even draw. Oh and I’m addicted to a second comic/graphic novel series. Yay! WHY!!!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

phemiec:

This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.

An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)

Download at SoundCloud source. 

~

I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip 
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit 
she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules 
but when have angels ever helped me yet? 
and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares 
but then I guess I bored them both to death 
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces 
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive 
but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried 
and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills 
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked 
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…

So what? do you want me to say sorry? 
should I apologize, when you ignore me? 
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely 
or to be hatched into an ugly story 
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship 
I am a prince and I live in a ship

~

EDIT: Tabs can now be found here. 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

Sunday, May 12, 2013

buffalo-:

sweet-bitsy:

houseofghibli:

(Listen!)

OH WOOOWWW

My life is one thousand times better after hearing this.

Sunday, May 5, 2013 Saturday, May 4, 2013

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Thursday, May 2, 2013

the-black-power-ranger:

vanitas-venomania:

mirandahammy:

karebehx:

j-man-slam-jam:

superblys:

opaul:

neraiutsuze:

sassygaybabies:

pizzaforpresident:

sierrakushterbeck:

THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL 

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WHAT

Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.

I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.

Woah. Wasn’t expecting that big of a plot twist

I’m scared. Seriously.

Western Australia so desperate for attention they make this. You’ve won

(Source: lightemup2chainz)

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

penscribbler:

Final theme for Thomas-Doof, for himself!
(Samples taken from ‘Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten’ by Kigurumi)

now for my wishes